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Today, my friend came to me and told me that she was pregnant. While she was sitting there talking to me my six year old daughter looked at her and says; "Ya know, I think I might wait a while to get pregnant. Maybe till I am like... SIXTEEN!" I couldn't stop laughing... My friend however, looked horrified. … [Read more...]
Today I was looking at Facebook this morning when I came across this beautiful sentiment from my niece. "Sometimes, when I get sad, I think about babies being born with mustaches." I couldn't even begin to imagine where this lovely thought came from. … [Read more...]
Today, I was sitting in the living room with my daughter and a friend of mine when my friend looked at me and asked; "What is the best way to sell used items?" Without missing a beat, my daughter blurts out; "SAY IT ISN'T USED! Duh!" I don't think that I have ever laughed so hard. … [Read more...]
The other day, my daughter was having a sleep over with her best friend. At one point during the night, they decided to have a pillow fight. They both had a pillow and were beating each other when my daughters friend threw her pillow down and shouted, "We don't need pillows! We just need our fists!" I think I almost peed my pants because I was laughing so hard! … [Read more...]
Today, while I was driving in the car, my daughter sat in the back seat trying to do armpit farts. Of course, this piqued my interest so I had to say something about it! Me- "You do know that you are a little GIRL, right?" Tiff- "Yea, but I fart don't I?" Me- "Yea, but everybody farts." Tiff- "Not if you're a princess." … [Read more...]
One night, my daughter woke up, terrified, saying she had had a bad dream! Of course, I put her back in bed and stayed with her for a while. Finally, when it was painfully obvious that she wasn't going back to bed anytime soon, I asked the question that had been bothering me since she first woke up! Me- "What was your dream about?" Tiff- (Very seriously) "Hot Dogs..." Me-(Quickly stifling a … [Read more...]
Today, my daughter was in the living room watching TV while I cooked breakfast. After a few minutes, she comes in and asks, "Can a person really have two left feet?!" Sometimes, I wonder where she gets this stuff from... … [Read more...]
Today, daughter was doing some schoolwork when she brought her book to me because she could not figure out a problem. As I am looking at the book, she starts to glare at the page and mutters under her breath, "It mocks me..." … [Read more...]
While at a birthday party with my daughter, I asked if my daughters best friend would like a party hat. She promptly said no, she didn't want a party hat, so I asked why. The conversation went as follows. Me- "Would you like a party hat?" L- "No. No. I don't want one." Me- "Why not?" L-"They make me look like a unicorn!" -At this point, my teenage son has become interested and decided to … [Read more...]
While laying in bed with my daughter, she rolls over to let me know something very important. "Every cowgirl needs a rope... and cowboys..." The one thing I couldn't figure out was, do cowboys need a rope too? Or do cowgirls need a cowboy? … [Read more...]